1. Vast swaths of the comedy circuit is run by deeply incompetent, scatter-brained fuckwits.
2. There is a very successful, well known London theatre that has now properly dropped the ball and shown consistent disinterest in someone who they should be championing and building a relationship with. (not me in case you think that’s what I’m saying).
And 3. Why don’t the tiny-brained, pencil-pushing, desk-monkey bureaucrats of this world ever comprehend the consistent absence of logic in their little systems and ask themselves “when did I decide that being a bureaucrat was something that can actually add value to the world?”
None of the above are related, although I’m sure they are in some cosmic way.